Hi. I'm Miranda.
I'm 21. I live in Illinois. I'm shy. I like being silly and weird.
I love The Vampire Diaries, animals, and music.
I basically just put whatever appeals to me on here. If you'd like to talk, I'd love that=]
Instagram-mandimonsterrr
Twitter- mirandamarie91
Neither are that exciting, tbh.
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Sex is so weird like hey I love you let me stick my hard extra limb into your tiny hole and then slam it into you repeatedly because I love you
Me and my friend Shannon going through Chicago on the train:”oh wow that neighborhood looks ghetto” I wonder if that’s the ghetto” “That looks like somewhere people would get shot up at”
My friend Mike: “I hate white people.”
hattipillar:
Oh dear Phil…
tardisity:
The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.
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